Question 1

What is the Cockroach Janata Party?

Accepted Answer

The Cockroach Janata Party (CJP / कॉकरोच जनता पार्टी) is a satirical Indian political party founded on 20 May 2026 for the lazy, the unemployed, and the chronically online. It has five clear demands, zero corporate donors, and free lifelong membership.

Question 2

What are the five demands of the Cockroach Janata Party manifesto?

Accepted Answer

1. No Rajya Sabha seat for retired Chief Justices of India. 2. UAPA arrest for any CEC who deletes a legitimate vote. 3. 50% reservation for women in Parliament and Cabinet. 4. Cancellation of broadcast licences for media houses owned by Ambani and Adani. 5. A 20-year ban on any MLA or MP who defects from one party to another.

Question 3

Who can join the Cockroach Janata Party?

Accepted Answer

Anyone who meets four standards: unemployed (by force, choice, or principle), lazy (physically only), chronically online (minimum 11 hours/day), and able to rant professionally. The party does not check religion, caste, or gender. Membership is free, lifelong, and revocable only by you.

Question 4

Is the Cockroach Janata Party real?

Accepted Answer

The Cockroach Janata Party is a work of political satire. Its manifesto, schemes, and editorial content are written in a satirical voice. The grievances behind them, however, are real.

Question 5

How do I contact the Cockroach Janata Party?

Accepted Answer

Join the official Discord server at discord.gg/e2YqtMNQUd or follow us on Instagram at @cockrouchjantaparty.in. Headquartered wherever the WiFi works.

Question 6

How much does Cockroach Janata Party membership cost?

Accepted Answer

Zero rupees. Membership is free, lifelong, and revocable only by you. No fees. No selfies with the leader. No missed call to register.

Voice of the
lazy &
unemployed.

The Pragmatist.

Five demands.

"They tried to step on us.
We came back."

Join the swarm.

The Pragmatist.

Five demands.

"They tried to step on us.We came back."

Join the swarm.

"They tried to step on us.
We came back."